A week ago I got this email. I don't even know how to comment this lol.
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If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Please be advised that any temporal device
that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well
as the temporal location.
I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without
a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or
where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also
be helpful.

I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. Please explain
how safe and what your method involves.



Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!


Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as mentioned please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com

Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks

Vagina

Some of them are hairy,
Some of them are bald,
Some are kinda scary,
And this is what they're called,

Chorus
VAGINA!, VAGINA!
They call that thing VAGINA!

Some belong to virgins,
They're really tight and strong,
But big or small, I love 'em all,
And that's why I sing my song,
(chorus)
Some are kinda smelly,
Like clams and fish and such,
Some smell like a summer's eve,
'Cause they've been douched too much.
(chorus)
(chorus)
Nothing could be finer than to be in a vagina in
the morning.

Beer party in college and for the first time I got real dizzy. And with TWO FREAKING BEERS only!!! It was probably cause I was already happy + hungry + sleepy. It was so cool though! Thankfully I was good enough to drive with no problems... but I was sooo happy there!! I laughed... and talked to people and told them what I wanted to (no fights picked though... heheh), dude these beer things are really cool.
And the hazing was cool too, no excessive abusing, everyone had fun, the freshmen played some silly game and most of all, nobody got hurt.
Now wouldn't it be cool to score with some chick from college? hehehe... (dude I never used to talk like this. but now I do so fuck it hehehe)

*punt*
Ouch. Right in the left butt. I guess one of my girls is out of the game... as soon as she said on the phone that she had to talk to me, I realized what she really wanted. I got chills up my whole body... rejection always makes me sad. But then I thought "damn, why didn't I dump her first". No, for real. I was gonna do it sooner or later. I was gonna dump her and the other girl actually! But then I decided to keep her, cause she's the one with more things in common with me... but dude, those things were almost nothing, so there you go. It sucks, and I'm kinda hurt but it's all cool. At least I'm 100% free now ;o)
OK, not 100% but I will real soon. probably after saturday. Or on saturday.
Good thing I saw "when harry met sally" last night and it totally inspired me, so I acted casual, told her it was all cool, expressed NO sadness at all and said goodbye with my head up.

Man, new age sucks. Enya sucks sooo bad. Actually it does match LOTR. I mean, don't get me wrong. I loved the freaking movie, I love all the characters and I think they all have such depth.
But both new age and fantasy are so alienated... they don't prove anything, don't add anything, they seem to be self-centered, and if you take out all the myst and strong colors, you get plain little moralisms. And you just can't compare any RPG-like fantasy to Grimm Brothers. This whole thing about creating a whole new universe... you get so lost there that you forget about the real world. I guess most people who are into it think the world is really boring anyways... well, I like those people, have good friends who are into RPG. I just get tired of it!

Oh joy. Hey, welcome all of you people coming from all over the world, I love you all heheh!!! Stay here and read everything you can about me, I'm so pleased about it. Seriously! I guess people are liking my little reghack, I'm gonna try to get more of those thingies done to make more people happy around the globe.
Sorry for how long it's been taking me to update my blog, school started today, so I've been trying to get ready for it... but it's not been too easy. I'm definitely not in the mood for some of the really boring classes that I'll have to take this semester. Plus, as usual, I'm panicking just to think that I might start feeling depressed and desperate just because I have this problem with, well, basically everyone that's not a close friend. Classrooms in general are scary places with people trying to be cool, I despise that.
But well, I can't complain, this new class at least I know I like lots of people there, and so far I dont hate anyone. I'm sure that'll change sooner or later but for now, it's been fun.
I'm so afraid of the cycle that always happens at this time of the year... I'm all happy when I come back from vacations then a few months later I have no self-esteem and I forget about myself, and only care about what the others think, and get so damn serious about it that it makes me real sad. Maybe this year I'll try to keep my feet more on the ground, and stand up for myself. Laila's been pretty hard to overcome, especially acting as weird as she has been, but she taught me so many great things, especially about myself, that I hope I never forget. I know I changed... I know I did. I'm so much older and stronger now. I'll just fill myself up with pride and a few fake smiles, and especially, sense of humour, and maybe then it wont suck so much.

PS: It's 3am, I'm very sleepy, but I can't get to sleep, and I need to wake up early tomorrow for school. I guess I'll have to skip first class. DAMN.